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(Gnocchi? Dough pillows?)
2 c. flour
2 lbs. Farmer’s Cheese
2 tsp. salt
Mix together above ingredients, and form into a ball. Cut ball of dough into four parts and form four balls. Roll out dough into snake of desired thickness and flatten top. Cut into 2 inch parallelograms and cook in boiling water for 5 minutes. When cooked remove from water.
This recipe is not my family’s recipe because there is not set recipe, just a general set of guidelines for how to make these wonderful little pillows. My grandma says that varškečiai (or selnėkai) are all about the texture. The dough cannot be grainy or dry, but it also cannot be too sticky. The perfect dough is slightly firm, but springy. As for the taste, well, they honestly don‘t really have any. They, like gnocchi, are meant to let the sauce shine. And our sauce… is terrible for you.
In order to make our special sauce which accompanies varškečiai, you need a whole tub of sour cream and two or three whole stick of butter. You put both in a saucepan, stirring occasionally until everything is melted. Then you pour it over the varškečiai while still hot and you‘re done. Our sauce (which we put on a lot of things) is just butter and sour cream melted together. How my family manages to avoid obesity is a mystery to all of us. I always marveled at the fact that this is the only dish I can think of (besides the ones we eat at Kūčios) that doesn’t involve bacon in some way. I have some theories:
- When this dish was created the last piece of bacon had been used and since then it’s become tradition.
- This is a dish the pigs themselves developed because they were sick of being eaten.
- This dish was meant to be eaten on Fridays during lent when fish was too expensive or not readily available.
I’m pretty sure it’s number three. The way I have been raised, Lithuanian and Catholicism is one and the same thing. I grew up thinking that all Lithuanians were deeply religious and that Catholicism was one of the main principles that shaped the country. Although that is fairly accurate, I now realize that I grew up in a community that was all about preserving the Lithuania my grandparents knew. I grew up in a community where communism could not oppress Catholicism and thus it flourished. But in Lithuanian, that isn’t anywhere near the reality. In Lithuania, Catholicism had to grow in concrete and barbed wire, under heavy boots and rifles. It had to grow in dank underground caverns and ‘dangerous’ books In constant fear and oppression. But grow it did, if only little by little.
There is a hill in Lithuania that is completely covered in crosses. People have been leaving crosses on this hill since the late 1800 in order to remember fallen brothers whose bodies were never found. It was never a big deal until the Soviets came along. They bulldozed that hill at least three times. And what happened after the place was leveled? Within days the hill would be covered in even more crosses. The people used this as a sign to the Soviets that they were still there and true to their faith and country. If only in secret.
My great great-uncle was a catholic bishop in Lithuania, and he died defending his faith. I have seen his face only in museums and books. But he was a minority. Many abandoned their faith to avoid torture or death. My uncle died for no reason. He did not inspire a great uprising, or become a saint. He died and was forgotten. That is until Lithuania was free again. When Catholicism was free again. The people sang of his faith, and his name has become familiar to many, but he died alone.
I’m considering becoming a rebel and trying the varškečiai with bacon. But then I would have to make them, and they are incredibly time consuming. When I grew up enough to help my grandma in the kitchen I saw how much labor went into each and every little perfect bite, and I developed a great appreciation for my grandma and the varškečiai. After having worked so hard on them each bite was sweeter and more delicious. The work and struggle make them better, stronger. Like a faith grown among weeds.